The sudden influx of newcomers makes me consider disappearing for some time more.

You do realize, Rydia, that now that I have this in here, I most likely will never leave.

But I thank you. It's a wonderful gift and I can forgive that one for being in our apartment if this is what he was making.

I. Am not. Cute.

Cats are cute. They're supposed to be. I was never meant to be.

Stop saying it.

[Pretty much...you see Jace's face.
His angry face.]

Get.

That thing.

Off the toilet.

You may very well find it in pieces if it's there again.

Apparently, cats have a fashion instinct.

Upon seeing the veterinarian's poor choice for shoes, Ajani attacked them.

This is new and interesting information.

Rydia.

If you do not come and dismiss the Sylph immediately, you will find your poetry books slowly go missing until they cease and desist.

While rearranging the atrocity that was the apartment Rydia acquired, I found Vogon poetry books.

Why do you own Vogon poetry books?

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No one.

Talk to me.

((OOC: Backdating if necessary, he's not liking forced truthfulness. TAKE ADVANTAGE. TAKE ADVANTAGE SO HARD.))

Rydia, I appreciate you getting a tag made for the kitten, but...

...why does it say 'Ajani Sorin Beleren'?